I’m feeling a bit nostalgic and also insane because of the upcoming election. So, this is what I made with that anxiety this week.
Absofuckinglutely #29
Wanted a cute print of these creative legends and I’ve always loved this photo. I was, thankfully, raised in a Graces Jones home from an early age. Later, my teens were heavily influenced by the music of Deee-Lite and the vibe of Lady Miss Kier. Misfit art for the outsiders.
These women were, and remain, beloved because they are contrast to mainstream counterparts. Heroines with a legacy, and an oodles of shared stories. Can you imagine the tea their gay friends have heard over the decades?
“Who’s a big bitch, and who’s a bigger bitch?”
Go Fuck Yourself #40
Well, it’s Groundhog Election… again. We’re heading to Stupid Island for the Go Fuck Yourself Fest 2024! It’s a 4-day festival that kicks off the International Sundown Catapult Celebration of Joe Biden and Donald Trump, as we globally bid them adieu, on their journey directly into the center of the dusk sun.
Forever in our history books for their crimes, always on our minds as we repair the trillions in damage to humanity, let us rejoice together in the illumination, of these two geriatric grifting motherfuckers, with a communal Sun God sacrifice after a long, relaxing international holiday.
And may we always remember this new 5th of November, when we reject the lobbyists, treason, and plot.
Fuck This, That, It #4
If I get asked for money from millionaires one more time, I swear to Cher.
“Laura did it in the library with the poison, the rope and the gun.”
One must be thorough these days, with the propagandas and manifestos, and the presidential fiasco, and the multiple genocides, and what exactly is happening with this new bird flu migration transmission thing… sigh.
And these absolute schmucks, are asking me for donations to the shitshow that’s guaranteed if either of the dying old, white men is the winner in November? This is what we’re fucking doing?
FOR THE SECOND TIME.
I will not be expected to take this election seriously, or legitimize any aspect of this election. “Nobody ever voted their way out of fascism, sugar.” Turns out, yup, that’s true, what my Dad use to say to me.
We have compromised our way into fascism from both major parties, and they are propping up political corpses. Quite the sticky pickle situation we United Statians find ourselves in. With the two most absurd presidential candidates doing a reunion tour of dying national and global trauma.
I’m not participating in this. IDGAF who you vote for; it’s your vote, and my business is my vote, and I won’t entertain any framing otherwise. Because, this is the second time we’re doing this. Lesser of two evils retired last election. This is a new, fresh hell.
This election isn’t normal, and none of this is okay.
But if you donate a few dollars to the DNC, it will all be different this time, really. This time it’s different. This time, it’s personal, and our dollars are more important than ever.
Fucking lolz. No. No, thanks.
Jesus Fuckin’ Christ #33
First of all, it is way too hard to find historically accurate, high-quality, depictions of Jesus. Like, can we just get some brown Jesus? We know the blonde version is complete nonsense, and yet, Hebrew Jesus is nowhere to be found in the stock images.
There are no Anglo in the Torah or Bible, y’all. White people have not in fact been everywhere, for all time. But, you know, that’s not how white supremacy likes to teach things, and that’s why we end up with weird racist shit like evangelical political zionism strangling Judaism and funding the war crimes of a foreign nation despite opposition from the entire world.
Jesus is merely a keyword in the modern age of all-tracking data and precision machine learning targeting, and yet, his legacy wants you to seriously staaahhp supporting horrible things.
Fuck Me #42
I am now 42 years old and remain very curious about what the fuck is actually happening right now. This fuck always had to be a Heathers theme, and I adore the inverted color funeral scene. My homage to a dark comedy, teen suicide, rape-com, bomb the school, 80s classic. They just don’t make movies like they use to.