To conclude this week of common use variations is a doozy: Mindfuck. A type of Fuck that can alter your sense of reality, completely destroy your peace of mind, and potentially break your faith in humanity.
Defined:
disorientation, manipulation, abuse, psychological damage
In a sentence:
“I am completely mindfucked right now.”
“Don’t trust people who mindfuck you.”
What is a Mindfuck?
A Mindfuck is deliberate confusion and manipulation. An idiot can confuse you with overwhelming inaccurate information, but to Mindfuck someone takes time and repeated action. It’s identifiable when someone’s words don’t match their actions to such a large degree, it boggles the mind.
Assholes that Mindfuck people dominate control of information to benefit themselves. They withhold knowledge, utilize lies, and make you doubt your senses and intuition. It’s a really awful thing to do to someone.
On a mass scale, Mindfuck is what we’re going through as a nation. With elected officials and media that profit off of obfuscating the truth, we are all left in the shadows wondering what the fuck is happening. Reality bites because of all the Mindfucking going on.
Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t know jack.
Keeping knowledge in the shadows isn’t just for humans. Groundhogs do it, too. Well, one specific groundhog.
Everyone I’ve met from Pennsylvania is a bit nutty. Not saying they all are, but, they do things different up there. One of those things is Groundhog Day. Every February 2nd, a groundhog festival is held in the town of Punxsutawney.
Tens of thousands gather—people, not groundhogs—to find out if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, which predicts a longer winter. The event held at Gobbler’s Knob (unfortunate name) became a weather tradition 137 years ago. Phil is correct about 40% of the time. Although very cute, his accuracy is worse than the probability of a coin toss.
This year he predicted more winter. Fuck that groundhog. I’m manifesting good, warm weather vibes for Mardi Gras in three weeks. Followed by a successful recall of New Orleans Mayor Cantrell.
A fantastic Mindfuck comedy film.
The movie Groundhog Day, starring Bill Murray is a great example of an ultimate Mindfuck. His character is a meteorologist who is forced to re-live Groundhog Day over and over, until he becomes a better human. In an attempt to escape the situation, he tries to kill himself many times without success, including kidnapping Punxsutawney Phil and driving off a cliff with him.
Tomorrow starts 7 days of Fucks to express conclusions! Great for use when you’re done with a bad relationship, ready to quit a terrible job, or generally over the world’s assholes and their Fuckery.
lol my dad's family is from SW PA and my aunt always used to throw a groundhog day party to break up the winter blahs!